Don't let these happy children fool you. J.J. Jumper must be SHOWERED WITH KISSES. There are ample opportunities to KISS J.J. Jumper in the face at a basketball arena near you between now and the end of the season. Answer the critical alarm!
It is troubling that J.J. Jumper's schedule allows him to be in several different arenas in several different time zones at the same time. A mark of pure evil if you ask me.